The homecoming dance is coming up, so many of you ladies are probably looking for boys to go with. At first, you wanted that guy that sits next to you in physics, or even that guy from Trigonometry. What you may not realize, is that they pale in comparison to Mike Lawry. Mike is a junior here at William Fremd High School, and he is the perfect solution to your homecoming needs.
First, he has a great personality. He is very kind and he will treat you well. There is also no doubt that he will make you laugh all night long at the dance. He is also very smart and sophisticated. As you already know, he is in A.P. English so he is extremely smart. He also aspires to dine with Barack Obama because he wants to converse about the future of our country.
In addition, he has a great sense of style. Do not worry about your friends making fun of you because your date wore that hideous purple shirt. He will definitely be wearing the perfect outfit that matches you and your dress.
He titled his life after the movie Animal House. This choice shows that he is always prepared to have a great time and he will be the life of the party at Homecoming.
Please, take advantage of this offer before it is too late. There is only a limited supply of Mike Lawry. Make sure that you do not miss out on this limited time offer.
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