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Hello. My name is Charles Mau. I'm here today to tell you why Emily would be the best homecoming date ever. Let me tell you, this girl has it ll. She's smart, funny, and has a great taste. Smart may be an understatment here folks. I happen to know that Emily is taking AP econ as a junior. That's vey impressive, because I know from experience, that class is ridicules. The things we have to learn make less sense than spanish beng taught by a monkey. I can also tell you that Emily has a great sense of humor. I mean you have to have a sense of humor if you say that the animal you most see yourself resembling is a dolphin. Come on people, dolphins are so funny and playful, and that's exactly what you will be geting with Emily. Did i say she has great taste before? Mark my words, this girl has great taste. For starters she picked a sushi place ove pizza and burgers. Guess what her favorite flavor of ice ceam is? Chocolate, of course. Not only that but if she could meet any one person in the world it would be Barack Obama. How sweet is that? By the way gentleman in the audience, she likes blue, and that is a very easy dress color to match. No worries there.