Alright, so since I know some of you girls are still waiting for that ‘perfect’ guy to ask you to homecoming, I’m here to give you an offer you can’t refuse. Today I have with me, Geoff Tomaino: a fun loving dude with a vibrant personality. Now, now, let’s not be hasty and take him off my hands just yet, because you haven’t even heard what he’s like!
His favorite food is sushi, which he could destroy three full boxes of, in no time at all. So should you enjoy sushi too, well you’ve just found yourself a match! He also likes to top off a good meal with a bowl’s worth of vanilla ice cream. And if you’re an ice cream reader, it means he’s classy, stylish, and even modest.
This brings us to a very important factor. “Will he pay for me?”
Well of course! Just look at him! Does he look like the stingy type? When told he could buy clothing from any store with a friend’s generous supply of cash, he didn’t even hesitate before answering: a thrift store. Now what does that tell you?
But don’t get the impression that he’s a totally reserved person in his modesty. After all, I did say he had a vibrant personality. My closest correlation would be to the spunkiness of Flipper the dolphin, which happens to be one of his favorite animals too. After all, we all know how dolphins are: giddy, nice, and fun-loving.
The following is only necessary if you’re still not convinced Geoff is the ‘perfect’ man to be asked to homecoming by. He’s in a band. Yes, you heard me right. He’s. In. A. Band. Not the school band, mind you, but a real band! He even told me that he could match his idol, Justin Timberlake, in dancing! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?!?!
So bid now, as this is for a limited time only, and as you can obviously see, in limited quantity!
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