Homecoming Infomercial

Tired of going on dates with guys who you think will be “the one,” but they turn out to be major disappointments. Either, they talk too much, and you find it hard to keep nodding your head and pretending like you’re listening to their incessant blathering, or they don’t talk at all and you find yourself thinking “Uhhh….this is awkward.” Well, we have a solution for these imperfections, and a whole extensive list of many other imperfections such as stupidity, inactivity, and laziness. Lucky for you, this solution will be here just in time for the magical night of the Homecoming Dance. His name is Mike Cipolla, and I promise you that you will not regret enjoying the Homecoming dance with him. You could look from Chicago to Shanghai for forever and never be able to find a date as incredible or perfect for this Homecoming night. Mike Cipolla is a tremendously intelligent boy. Why else would he be in AP English with Mrs. Enk—that class is only for the toughest and smartest of souls. His wittiness gives him the aptitude to be able the engage and initiate intriguing conversations, and the best part is, he knows when to stop babbling like an idiot. When he talks, his humorous side also shows through. You’ll find it hard to not always smile while swaying in his sure arms. He’s the type of guy who enjoys funny movies like “Anchor Man.” He does not take life too seriously. Instead he enjoys each moment with a few funny jokes here and there. This easy going attitude makes him a very comfortable guy to be around with. If you’re the type of person who enjoys athletics instead of talking, then Mike Cipolla can step up to that challenge. After all, he enjoys many sports such as basketball, hockey, and baseball. Because he his so active and coordinated, he will not be one of those annoying dates with two left feet that end up stepping on your feet and ruining the moment. If you’re worried about going with a date that your parents won’t approve of, don’t because Mike Cipolla is one of those kids who parents find it hard not to fall in love with. He is very well rounded with his AP classes, social life on Friday nights, and extra curricular activities. On top of that, he’s responsible and always checks in with his parents when going out. All these wonderful traits of responsibility and being well rounded make this offer so incredible, it almost seems too good to be true. Call now! And you’ll get an added bonus with this once in a life time chance. We’ll throw in a second date FREE. All on Mike Cipolla because he is a gentlemen like that. Don’t go through another excruciating date, be smart and go with Mike Cipolla to the Homecoming dance.