Informercial on Jacqui Geringer

So boys, feel down? Feel like you've been looking too long for the right girl to come along to ask to Homecoming? Well look no further because I have the perfect solution to your problem, and her name is Jacqueline Geringer (or Jacqui as she would prefer to be called). With a spunky personality and snappy opinion this sixteen year old vegetarian is perfect for any guy to go with. She enjoys Jon Stewart, real estate listings and men who don't try taking her to burger joints. But I should warn you, this girl is one smart cookie so before you call, make sure you are able to hold your own in a conversation. But don't wait too long, Jacqui is limited edition class of 2010, so call now!!!!!!!